Chapter 590: Law and Human Nature (1/2)

"Shogun! Shogun! Where are you?!" Hijikata kept shouting, his hands not stopping as he pulled one human-shaped radish after another out of the snow.

Even after pulling everyone out, Hijikata still couldn't find the Shogun. He started to panic, his pupils shaking as he muttered in disbelief, "He's... not here... The Shogun... is missing..."

"Well..." Feeling that things were getting out of hand, Kawaki silently picked up Kagura and Tsukuyo and, without hesitation, turned around and said, "I just remembered that I forgot to turn off the air conditioner when I left. So, we'll just..."

"Wait! You bastard!" Hijikata, with a twisted expression, grabbed Kawaki's clothes, "Are you trying to run away alone in this situation? After doing that to the Shogun, you think you can just leave?!"

"Hey, hey, today's police don't even talk about evidence, huh?" Kawaki clicked his tongue in disapproval, "Not only evidence, but they don't even talk about reason~ Shogun? Who's that? I don't know any Shogun~"

"You..." Hijikata gritted his teeth, speaking one word at a time, "Anyway, you're not going anywhere! If we don't find the Shogun safe and sound, everyone here will be beheaded!"

"No, it has nothing to do with me." Kawaki replied impatiently, spreading his hands, "You should understand the saying 'every debt has its debtor,' right? If the Shogun hadn't come here, none of this would have happened. So, it's just his own fault. If he hadn't decided to come here, nothing would have happened! In other words, the Shogun brought this on himself! We're being generous by not holding him responsible!"

"That's true, boss," Okita, who had woken up at some point, nodded in agreement.

"True, my ass!" Hijikata yelled, veins bulging on his forehead.

"But making the Shogun take all the responsibility feels a bit wrong," Okita pondered, one hand on his chin, and then raised a finger with a serious face, "So, let's have Hijikata-san share the responsibility with the Shogun!"

"Why drag me into this?!" Hijikata roared, veins popping. Then he suddenly thought of something and quickly took out his phone. "Rescue... We should call for rescue... No signal!?! Are you kidding me?! Where the hell are we? There's no street, no human presence, no rescue, just a bunch of losers. We're doomed. Forget about guarding the Shogun; we're all in trouble."

Nearby, Kawaki and Okita continued their conversation, oblivious to Hijikata's muttering.

"Really? You booked a hot spring inn too?" Okita exclaimed, then sighed, "That's nice~ We don't have that kind of luxury~."

"If you want to join us, feel free," Kawaki said casually, turning to leave, "In this weather, soaking in a hot spring is the best thing."

"Really?" Okita asked, following Kawaki.

"No problem, I heard Tsukuyo booked the whole place," Kawaki replied. "But being alone in the men's bath would be lonely."

"Great!" Okita cheered, then turned and waved goodbye to Hijikata, "Sorry, Hijikata-san, I'm off to the hot spring inn with the boss."

"Heh... hot spring inn?" Hijikata's face twisted, revealing a broken expression, "Where? Is there such a place here? Seriously... where are we?"

Kawaki finally stopped and looked around, his face turning blank.