Chapter 574: Humans Always Repeat the Same Mistakes (1/2)

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Chapter 574: Humans Always Repeat the Same Mistakes

Kawaki saluted Elizabeth sharply and raised a signboard: "Understood!"

But the next moment...

"Understood, my foot!!" Aru Elizabeth and Tsukuyo Elizabeth simultaneously kicked Kawaki, sending him flying to the side.

"Ow! What are you doing?!" Kawaki spat out a mouthful of blood, but upon seeing the view under Fujiko's suit above him, his attitude instantly changed to amazement. "Char was right! The pilot inside really isn't wearing any clothes!"

"Yes, Char was right," Shinpachi sneered, "There's also a disgusting tentacle that reaches out from the crotch pocket to harass female soldiers."

Hearing this, Fujiko lifted her suit, crossing her legs with a sorrowful expression: "I really don't want to admit it, but this was a mistake I made when I was too young..."

"You too?!" Shinpachi, veins bulging, furiously retorted.

"Don't mind it," Kawaki, lying on the ground and staring unblinkingly upward, calmly consoled. Humans always repeat the same mistakes. But it's okay. Even though we constantly make mistakes, I believe one day, we will find the right path from those mistakes. So, without further ado, let's find a place to make another mistake and regret it immensely. That regret will surely become the beacon that guides us on the right path..."

Before he could finish, Kawaki clutched his eyes and rolled on the ground in pain, "My eyes! My eyes! Tsukuyo, you tricked me!"

The culprit, Tsukuyo, simply withdrew her fingers, crossed her arms, huffed, and turned away, her eyes filled with disdain for Kawaki.

"Enough already!" Shinpachi roared through gritted teeth. You've pulled so many gags. Even if we could have gotten by unnoticed before, that's unlikely now!"

"Shinpachi-kun! Even at this point, why are you still taking that attitude?!" Kawaki revived and stood up, looking solemn as he scolded, "This is a war! A war against the evil Earthlings!"

"Though your stance is surprisingly firm, you've got it completely backward! Completely backward!" Shinpachi ranted, "Why have you suddenly joined their side?! Please, get your priorities straight!"

"Get my priorities straight? Do you know who I am?" Kawaki crossed his arms and chuckled, "Ore wa GanSam da! (I am a Samurai Gundam!)"

(Note: The original phrase "Ore wa Gundam da!" comes from Episode 19 of Mobile Suit Gundam 00. As a rare chūnibyō in the Gundam series, Setsuna F. Seiei believed Gundam symbolized peace and what he aspired to be.)

"Stop playing around already!" Shinpachi shouted as Aru Elizabeth also angrily kicked Kawaki again.

With a scream, Kawaki was kicked several meters away, struggling to lift his head, muttering with blood at the corners of his mouth, "The Renpou warriors... are truly monsters..."

After saying this, Kawaki rolled his eyes and collapsed, silent.