Chapter 512: Shout it out Loud!! (1/2)

Maybe a Fake Gintama Mr.Kee 23900K 14 day ago

Chapter 512: Shout it out Loud!!

In the afternoon, having skipped lunch, Kawaki sat in a dango shop on the streets of Yoshiwara with a table piled high with chocolates in front of him.

Kawaki didn't know how many cups of tea he had drunk to help him eat through just half of these chocolates.

Beside him, Seita looked on with a face of disappointment—or perhaps defeat—watching the chocolates on the table before Kawaki, wanting to say something but not knowing what.

"It's convenient to have a body that doesn't gain weight no matter how much you eat," Hinowa commented as she watched Kawaki.

"Of course!" Kawaki mumbled through mouthfuls of chocolate, "I properly convert everything I eat into energy! Oh, can I have another cup of tea, please?"

"Sure, here you go." The dango shop's waitress brought a cup of tea and set it on the table.

"Oh, thanks." Kawaki took the cup and guzzled the tea down.

"But seriously, all of these are homemade chocolates," Hinowa continued. "Not a single one bought from a store."

"Does it make a difference?" Kawaki, planning a mid-snack break, asked curiously, "Is there something special about store-bought chocolates compared to homemade ones?"

"Of course," Hinowa nodded affirmatively, "The sentiment in homemade chocolates is much heavier than what you can buy with money. It seems you are popular in Yoshiwara."

"Ahahaha, I've always known I was an outstanding man," Kawaki chuckled, patting his head, "It's just one of those things... Ahahaha..."

"By the way, what about women attracts you the most, Kawaki?" Hinowa suddenly asked.

"That's a sudden question," Kawaki stopped laughing and mused with his hands clasped and eyes closed, "What about women attracts me the most..."

Tsukuyo, leaning against the wall, involuntarily pricked up her ears.

"It's the face and Op..."

Before Kawaki could finish, Tsukuyo threw a kunai that hit him squarely on the forehead. At that exact moment, a mysteriously strong little girl appeared out of nowhere and kicked Kawaki in the stomach.

"Why is Kagura also...?" Kawaki groaned as he fell to the ground, eyes rolling back.

"Talking dirty in broad daylight-aru?! Perverted OTAKU uncle!" Kagura shouted angrily.

"Tsk, what a pathetic man," Tsukuyo spat disdainfully.

"Why do I get criticized for telling the truth?" Kawaki, resurrecting on the spot, pulled the kunai from his forehead and sat back down, his face full of displeasure, "I don't get you people. What I said is what all men think. Are you only happy to hear sweet words? Isn't it better to be more honest? Instead of saying, 'I like you, please go out with me' during a confession, which is just sickening! Why can't you honestly say: I want to [beep] with you?! Is that not okay?!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Kawaki was knocked down again by Tsukuyo and Kagura.

"What are you saying in front of children?!" Tsukuyo shouted, "If confessions turn into that, the world is doomed! No woman would ever agree to date a man again!"